1st Flight [Video]
Jun. 17th, 2013 04:13 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Seriously? Pokémon? I’m taken in my sleep to some alternate dimension and the big bad behind it can’t come up with anything more sinister than Pokémon?
[Carol isn’t pleased or impressed by your kidnapping of her, whoever you are. There is a Taillow currently flying around in the background of the shot. Carol’s ignoring that for now.]
I’m in a generous mood today, so here’s some tips to help you next time you try to capture someone and make them believe they’re part of a video game.
One: If you put in someone pretending to be my mom, make sure she at least looks like she could be my mother. [the video shifts over quickly to Mom, who is standing in the doorway whose cheerful offer of cookies is cut off by the video moving back to Carol.] Seriously? Did she have me when she was ten?
Two: The bird’s cute [As if on cue the Taillow lands on Carol’s shoulder and chirps happily] but you can’t sway me with cute animals that I assume will battle other cute animals on command.
And finally-[Carol’s face hardens. She brings the gear very close to her face as if to heighten the effect] taking my powers doesn’t cripple me. I will find you, and I will take you down. So I suggest you give me back my powers before I get any madder.
[Carol isn’t pleased or impressed by your kidnapping of her, whoever you are. There is a Taillow currently flying around in the background of the shot. Carol’s ignoring that for now.]
I’m in a generous mood today, so here’s some tips to help you next time you try to capture someone and make them believe they’re part of a video game.
One: If you put in someone pretending to be my mom, make sure she at least looks like she could be my mother. [the video shifts over quickly to Mom, who is standing in the doorway whose cheerful offer of cookies is cut off by the video moving back to Carol.] Seriously? Did she have me when she was ten?
Two: The bird’s cute [As if on cue the Taillow lands on Carol’s shoulder and chirps happily] but you can’t sway me with cute animals that I assume will battle other cute animals on command.
And finally-[Carol’s face hardens. She brings the gear very close to her face as if to heighten the effect] taking my powers doesn’t cripple me. I will find you, and I will take you down. So I suggest you give me back my powers before I get any madder.
video;
Date: 2013-07-05 02:43 am (UTC)Oh yeah? What were you, then, a boxer or something?
[It's a fair question, he thinks. She certainly looks fit enough to be a boxer or some other kind of professional fighter.
Anyway... "Carol", huh? She must be American. (Everyone knows that all white blonde ladies with English names are American!) Yusuke nods.]
Likewise. So, uh, is that your starter there?
[He indicates the Taillow on her shoulder with a small inclination of his head.]
Re: video;
Date: 2013-07-05 03:06 am (UTC)[Well, you guessed right, Yuusuke. She's about as American as you can get without being either completely obnoxious or Captain America.]
Yeah, the 'gear thing said she's a Taillow I think. I guess I should name her...