1st Flight [Video]
Jun. 17th, 2013 04:13 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tookthenameSeriously? Pokémon? I’m taken in my sleep to some alternate dimension and the big bad behind it can’t come up with anything more sinister than Pokémon?
[Carol isn’t pleased or impressed by your kidnapping of her, whoever you are. There is a Taillow currently flying around in the background of the shot. Carol’s ignoring that for now.]
I’m in a generous mood today, so here’s some tips to help you next time you try to capture someone and make them believe they’re part of a video game.
One: If you put in someone pretending to be my mom, make sure she at least looks like she could be my mother. [the video shifts over quickly to Mom, who is standing in the doorway whose cheerful offer of cookies is cut off by the video moving back to Carol.] Seriously? Did she have me when she was ten?
Two: The bird’s cute [As if on cue the Taillow lands on Carol’s shoulder and chirps happily] but you can’t sway me with cute animals that I assume will battle other cute animals on command.
And finally-[Carol’s face hardens. She brings the gear very close to her face as if to heighten the effect] taking my powers doesn’t cripple me. I will find you, and I will take you down. So I suggest you give me back my powers before I get any madder.
[Carol isn’t pleased or impressed by your kidnapping of her, whoever you are. There is a Taillow currently flying around in the background of the shot. Carol’s ignoring that for now.]
I’m in a generous mood today, so here’s some tips to help you next time you try to capture someone and make them believe they’re part of a video game.
One: If you put in someone pretending to be my mom, make sure she at least looks like she could be my mother. [the video shifts over quickly to Mom, who is standing in the doorway whose cheerful offer of cookies is cut off by the video moving back to Carol.] Seriously? Did she have me when she was ten?
Two: The bird’s cute [As if on cue the Taillow lands on Carol’s shoulder and chirps happily] but you can’t sway me with cute animals that I assume will battle other cute animals on command.
And finally-[Carol’s face hardens. She brings the gear very close to her face as if to heighten the effect] taking my powers doesn’t cripple me. I will find you, and I will take you down. So I suggest you give me back my powers before I get any madder.
[Video] Perfect >D
Date: 2013-07-02 12:17 pm (UTC)Weird, Loki doesn't normally work with alien species like that. Though if the Chitauri already attacked the Skrulls can't be far behind...[Carol thinks for a moment before shaking her head] Not that it matters much here.
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Date: 2013-07-04 05:49 am (UTC)Well no, it doesn't really matter much. But to someone who still has Pepper all alone in my world, well, all alone without me. I'm suddenly a little more concerned about aliens than I was about an hour ago.
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Date: 2013-07-04 05:39 pm (UTC)Speaking of, has anyone ever left then came back?
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Date: 2013-07-05 04:18 am (UTC)Well I don't know if I've met anyone who has, if they have they haven't told me. But it's not impossible, I guess.
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Date: 2013-07-05 07:28 pm (UTC)Where are you now?
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Date: 2013-07-09 04:31 am (UTC)But really, getting home is at least for now, completely out of the question. Even if I did have the components, tech, and equations. What I lack is money to do the important part of funding an inter-dimensional gate.
And believe me, that's kind of a mutli-million dollar project, I know because I've already looked into it, and without the tesseract that little 'secret project' of fury's would have cost a hell of alot more.
Because if there's one thing I know about these things, I know it involves math, tech, and money. All I have right now is the math, and that's not getting us far.