1st Flight [Video]
Jun. 17th, 2013 04:13 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tookthenameSeriously? Pokémon? I’m taken in my sleep to some alternate dimension and the big bad behind it can’t come up with anything more sinister than Pokémon?
[Carol isn’t pleased or impressed by your kidnapping of her, whoever you are. There is a Taillow currently flying around in the background of the shot. Carol’s ignoring that for now.]
I’m in a generous mood today, so here’s some tips to help you next time you try to capture someone and make them believe they’re part of a video game.
One: If you put in someone pretending to be my mom, make sure she at least looks like she could be my mother. [the video shifts over quickly to Mom, who is standing in the doorway whose cheerful offer of cookies is cut off by the video moving back to Carol.] Seriously? Did she have me when she was ten?
Two: The bird’s cute [As if on cue the Taillow lands on Carol’s shoulder and chirps happily] but you can’t sway me with cute animals that I assume will battle other cute animals on command.
And finally-[Carol’s face hardens. She brings the gear very close to her face as if to heighten the effect] taking my powers doesn’t cripple me. I will find you, and I will take you down. So I suggest you give me back my powers before I get any madder.
[Carol isn’t pleased or impressed by your kidnapping of her, whoever you are. There is a Taillow currently flying around in the background of the shot. Carol’s ignoring that for now.]
I’m in a generous mood today, so here’s some tips to help you next time you try to capture someone and make them believe they’re part of a video game.
One: If you put in someone pretending to be my mom, make sure she at least looks like she could be my mother. [the video shifts over quickly to Mom, who is standing in the doorway whose cheerful offer of cookies is cut off by the video moving back to Carol.] Seriously? Did she have me when she was ten?
Two: The bird’s cute [As if on cue the Taillow lands on Carol’s shoulder and chirps happily] but you can’t sway me with cute animals that I assume will battle other cute animals on command.
And finally-[Carol’s face hardens. She brings the gear very close to her face as if to heighten the effect] taking my powers doesn’t cripple me. I will find you, and I will take you down. So I suggest you give me back my powers before I get any madder.
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Date: 2013-06-17 09:15 pm (UTC)Ahh so nonhuman then?
I'm Killua, and welcome to the land of Pokémon. You're in one of two towns right now, Pallet or New Bark.
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Date: 2013-06-17 10:23 pm (UTC)Well, Killua, thanks for the welcome. I think I'm in New Bark right now.
[Off screen, Mom says "Of course you're in New Bark, honey!" Carol just sighs]
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Date: 2013-06-17 10:49 pm (UTC)Alright that means you're in the Johto region so once you leave that dinky place you'll be off to Cherrygrove. I hope love walking because this place is a bit lacking in cars, buses, and taxis.
Re: [Video]
Date: 2013-06-17 10:55 pm (UTC)Cherrygrove. Right. Am I suppose to catch pokémon along the way?
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Date: 2013-06-17 11:13 pm (UTC)If you want to but you'll only find bird, rat,and raccoon looking pokémon on that route.
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Date: 2013-06-17 11:20 pm (UTC)[Video]
Date: 2013-06-17 11:27 pm (UTC)