1st Flight [Video]
Jun. 17th, 2013 04:13 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tookthenameSeriously? Pokémon? I’m taken in my sleep to some alternate dimension and the big bad behind it can’t come up with anything more sinister than Pokémon?
[Carol isn’t pleased or impressed by your kidnapping of her, whoever you are. There is a Taillow currently flying around in the background of the shot. Carol’s ignoring that for now.]
I’m in a generous mood today, so here’s some tips to help you next time you try to capture someone and make them believe they’re part of a video game.
One: If you put in someone pretending to be my mom, make sure she at least looks like she could be my mother. [the video shifts over quickly to Mom, who is standing in the doorway whose cheerful offer of cookies is cut off by the video moving back to Carol.] Seriously? Did she have me when she was ten?
Two: The bird’s cute [As if on cue the Taillow lands on Carol’s shoulder and chirps happily] but you can’t sway me with cute animals that I assume will battle other cute animals on command.
And finally-[Carol’s face hardens. She brings the gear very close to her face as if to heighten the effect] taking my powers doesn’t cripple me. I will find you, and I will take you down. So I suggest you give me back my powers before I get any madder.
[Carol isn’t pleased or impressed by your kidnapping of her, whoever you are. There is a Taillow currently flying around in the background of the shot. Carol’s ignoring that for now.]
I’m in a generous mood today, so here’s some tips to help you next time you try to capture someone and make them believe they’re part of a video game.
One: If you put in someone pretending to be my mom, make sure she at least looks like she could be my mother. [the video shifts over quickly to Mom, who is standing in the doorway whose cheerful offer of cookies is cut off by the video moving back to Carol.] Seriously? Did she have me when she was ten?
Two: The bird’s cute [As if on cue the Taillow lands on Carol’s shoulder and chirps happily] but you can’t sway me with cute animals that I assume will battle other cute animals on command.
And finally-[Carol’s face hardens. She brings the gear very close to her face as if to heighten the effect] taking my powers doesn’t cripple me. I will find you, and I will take you down. So I suggest you give me back my powers before I get any madder.
[Video]
Date: 2013-06-17 11:04 pm (UTC)Take it easy on 'Mom', though. I'm... pretty sure she's senile.
It's kind of sad.
Re: [Video]
Date: 2013-06-17 11:14 pm (UTC)As long as the food isn't poisoned, I'm fine with her.
[Carol sighs as Taillow lands on her shoulders. She absent mindedly reaches up and starts scratching the bird's head]
[Video]
Date: 2013-06-18 02:19 am (UTC)If anything, you're gonna NEED that food since it's a few days' walk to anything remotely resembling a restaurant or a convenience store from there.
[The girl on the other end is sort of scruffy and surly-looking, but she doesn't really have the energy to be too snarky to the newcomers today. Which is probably for the best, since they rarely deserve it.]
[She nods to the bird.]
So that's your starter, huh?