Carol Susan Jane Danvers (
tookthename) wrote2013-06-17 04:13 pm
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1st Flight [Video]
Seriously? Pokémon? I’m taken in my sleep to some alternate dimension and the big bad behind it can’t come up with anything more sinister than Pokémon?
[Carol isn’t pleased or impressed by your kidnapping of her, whoever you are. There is a Taillow currently flying around in the background of the shot. Carol’s ignoring that for now.]
I’m in a generous mood today, so here’s some tips to help you next time you try to capture someone and make them believe they’re part of a video game.
One: If you put in someone pretending to be my mom, make sure she at least looks like she could be my mother. [the video shifts over quickly to Mom, who is standing in the doorway whose cheerful offer of cookies is cut off by the video moving back to Carol.] Seriously? Did she have me when she was ten?
Two: The bird’s cute [As if on cue the Taillow lands on Carol’s shoulder and chirps happily] but you can’t sway me with cute animals that I assume will battle other cute animals on command.
And finally-[Carol’s face hardens. She brings the gear very close to her face as if to heighten the effect] taking my powers doesn’t cripple me. I will find you, and I will take you down. So I suggest you give me back my powers before I get any madder.
[Carol isn’t pleased or impressed by your kidnapping of her, whoever you are. There is a Taillow currently flying around in the background of the shot. Carol’s ignoring that for now.]
I’m in a generous mood today, so here’s some tips to help you next time you try to capture someone and make them believe they’re part of a video game.
One: If you put in someone pretending to be my mom, make sure she at least looks like she could be my mother. [the video shifts over quickly to Mom, who is standing in the doorway whose cheerful offer of cookies is cut off by the video moving back to Carol.] Seriously? Did she have me when she was ten?
Two: The bird’s cute [As if on cue the Taillow lands on Carol’s shoulder and chirps happily] but you can’t sway me with cute animals that I assume will battle other cute animals on command.
And finally-[Carol’s face hardens. She brings the gear very close to her face as if to heighten the effect] taking my powers doesn’t cripple me. I will find you, and I will take you down. So I suggest you give me back my powers before I get any madder.
Re: [Video]
Speaking of, has anyone ever left then came back?
[Video]
Well I don't know if I've met anyone who has, if they have they haven't told me. But it's not impossible, I guess.
[Video]
Where are you now?
[Video]
But really, getting home is at least for now, completely out of the question. Even if I did have the components, tech, and equations. What I lack is money to do the important part of funding an inter-dimensional gate.
And believe me, that's kind of a mutli-million dollar project, I know because I've already looked into it, and without the tesseract that little 'secret project' of fury's would have cost a hell of alot more.
Because if there's one thing I know about these things, I know it involves math, tech, and money. All I have right now is the math, and that's not getting us far.